Scroops
a rustle of silk
i was looking at her dress, and i got a weird b-n-r when i saw it scroop.
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scroops are derived from the word unscrupulous. they are a form of intangible currency. you cannot touch them, smell them, or see them, but you can most certainly have them. scroops are like a man’s currency for lewd/ridiculous acts he commits. scroops can be wagered, gained, and lost, and they can be given to a man out of nothing if he has earned them. scroops are very valuable, so no one has more than about one hundred of them. use them wisely.
if a man goes to a dance with a girl he doesn’t like, and gets way too drunk so he forgets it, and then he punches an emt in the face before getting transported to the hospital, and gets his emergency room nut, he earns scroops. if a man busts all over a girls face when she asked him not to, he earns scroops. men can wager their scroops, and must honor the bet no matter the outcome.
tottaly awesome, kool
that party last night was scroop
the sound that the fabric tafetta makes when it moves.
her dress made a scrooping sound when she went by.
1.v.to lightly finger (yokel-speak)
2.v.variation on scoop and screw
3.n.a small badger-like creature that lives in the hills of hertfordshire (baldock speak)
1.ooh arr! tra’errr? youest be scop’n that there sloth ‘gain jamie-poo?
2.a) i had a great scroop last night
b) he scrooped the screw in
3.like what is done derr scroop yeh uh buwdockk
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