Scrote Management
delicate and intricate ways to maintain your scrotal hairs and perspiration to create the ideal scrotal environment. ie. shaving, waxing, powdering, applying lotion, cleansing, undergarment use, et cetera.
“i did not sleep with him because he was not up on his scr-t- management.”
nick, “matt, why haven’t you been laid in a while?” matt, “i don’t know it’s getting a little rough down there.” nick, “bro, you should work on that scr-t- management.”
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