Scrotum Fortune
when the male gets a halfy (half erected, half limp p-n-s) and he slaps his bellyb-tton with the halfy 3 times and makes a wish.
guy 1: so i have myself a scr-t-m fortune today.
guy 2: what you wish for?
guy 3: i wished for a longer d-ck to slap my bellyb-tton with.
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