scrotum totem
p-n-s
“she paid homage at my scr-t-m totem”
scr-t-m totem- the totem (or pole) of your scr-t-m
its basically your d-ck, p-n-s, c-ck, etc.
example:
pay homage to the scr-t-m totem!
(in this usage the speaker is asking for a bl-w j-b)
example2:
my scr-t-m totem has been erected.
(in this usage the speaker is say he has a hard on)
an erect p-n-s; a b-n-r
daaaamn that girl patrice is a dimepiece, i get a scr-t-m totem every time i see her.
a jock strap.
my cup slipped out of my scr-t-m totem and i smashed my kiwis.
aregardless naked males, regardless of s-xual orientation, whose scr-t-ms vertically adjacent.
i awoke to find myself serving as the base of a scr-t-m totem.
i hope josh brings the d-nuts to tonight’s scotum totem because nothing gets me hungrier than a hot stack of scr-t-.
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