Scrouge Balls


when your t-st-cl-s are in a state of severe hibernation. your sack is scrunched up as tight as it will go, often seen during colder weather or after having taken a swim. the exact opposite of this would be pirate b-lls.
it was five below zero out, and my scrouge b-lls were starting to ache.

she stared at me with a look so cold that my pirate b-lls quickly turned scrouge b-lls.

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