scruff pod
singular one who rationalizes facial hair despite facts.
plural a close knit unit of men with haphazard facial hair, with growth mostly predicated on mild to moderate apathy, combated by the occasional spontaneous, uneven trim driven by a transient, fleeting need to keep up appearances. “meh, looks good enough” is the motto of the scruff pod.
kacie: eric is a total scruff pod.
eric: -picking at tangles in his neckbeard- i just trimmed it last week. i ordered a beard trimmer. i got into programming for this. i’m not going to shave it.
person 1: look at that group of people down the way walking side-by-side. their combined facial hair appears to be forming on odd asymmetric pattern.
person 2: looks like a scruff pod to me.
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