Scruffbone
a minority group. typically a male, who lives life alternately, usually going against the stream with att-tude, self care, and pr-nunciation of words.
occasionally seen with anything from a small mullet to jewish side curls, they will always be sporting some form of beard, a torn scarf (even at the slightest breeze) some skinny jeans with a slash around the knee to reveal the under skin. the purebred breed ‘scruffs’ are barrel chested, with what looks like a forest of black escaping through their capital v neck, or loosely b-ttoned flannelette. often an array of antique necklaces are draped over the shoulders, sometimes entangling with the neck beard. apparel is strictly earthly colours with a mix of blacks and greys.
they use leather twine to bind or repair, or even make a bracelet if they are feeling creative, which is their normal state of mind.
sometimes known to speak with a husky voice, often taking horse tablets to help them draw out words and over emphasise vowels, even to the point on stuttering on words such as ‘r-r-r-r-romp’.
joel houston, russel brand
dane: man that guy looks like he hasn’t seen civilisation for weeks…but he is so cl-ssy.
joe: yeah, that guys a true scruffbone, look at his hessian shirt!
dane: man, his hair is formidable, the ladies love him.
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