Scrum Felch


act of using a wide bore drinking straw (i.e. wendy’s hamburgers) to suck the c-m out of a man’s r-ct-m after gay -n-l s-x. however it is rarely actually used to mean this, instead it’s used as a put down.
he sat down and pushed my laptop off the end of the table – what a scrum felcher.

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