scrumped
the incorrect, yet oddly spot-on, past-tense of “scam.” “scrump” or “scrumped” was first defined by “30 rock” character tracy jordan in december 2008.
“it turns out that nigerian prince i’ve been e-mailing with is just a spam hoax. i got scrumped!”
past tense of scrump, english for poaching or nicking.
the boys went into the orchard and scrumped some apples.
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