Scrumpling
a slightly derogatory term for a young annoying person shorter than yourself.
little kid: blah blarg yak ug
person 1: “dude, your little brother is so annoying!”
person 2: “i know, he’s such a scrumpling.”
1: bits of marijuana stashed around the house for later smoking when the normal supply has run dry
2: bits of marijuana left on a table, book, etc when rolling a joint, to be gathered up for smoking
chris: let’s get high
adam: i’m all out, so let’s look around for some scrumplings to smoke. i know i dropped some by the coffee table and stashed a rainy day nugget in the freezer.
when something is scurrying about.
ie. noun
woman: “hey matt, did you ever get rid of those bugs in your house?”
matt: “yeah”
woman #2 “how did you know there were bugs in your house?”
matt: “because i saw them scrumpling around my house (simultaneously twidle fingers while saying the word scrumpling).”
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