scrumpy
a very potent type of rough cider. normally -ssociated with south west england, although the county of kent also produces some good stuff. a good scrumpy normally has an alcohol content of atleast 7% by volume, be full of semi liquid apple pulp and taste like appley vinegar. it is suprisingly refreshing and can be consumed in vast quant-ties; providing the drinker does not want to use his legs for the next five hours. was often given to wurzels in lieu of payment by landowners in an attempt to keep the works complient.
“arrrrgghhhr yoouzzsh moi bessshhtisss mate yoush are.” (a phrase often heard from the lips of scrumpy drinkers.)
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an adjective describing someone who steals apples on a regular basis.
e.g) the poachers of the apple world
farmer: did that guy just steal my apples, that scrumpy son of a b-tch!!!
a rough cider with chokeable sized lumps in
that scrumpy looked the same coming up as going down
adj. delicious, scrumptious, delightful.
tom, that was a very scrumpy sandwich.
the act of eating a mcgriddle breakfast sandwich from mc donald’s while receiving a clumpy. scrumpy is derived from scrumptious, for mcgriddles are very tasty.
i became hungry while getting a clumpy, so i ate a mcgriddle and had myself a scrumpy. or… i was pinching a loaf while my girlfriend was slobbing on my kn-b and i decided to eat a mcgriddle. by doing so, i b-mped my clumpy up to a scrumpy.
when you take a dump and it scratches you on the way out. commonly happens after eating large quant-ties of corn.
“oh man, i’m going to need a whole lotta’ toilet paper after p-ssing this scrumpy!”
“quick, some aspirin! i’m having a scrumpy!”
(adj.) a word to describe a ghetto, usually white girl, who is just plain nasty. dudes with no self esteem will probably wanna hit that but my advice = don’t. this is barely a step down from the noun ‘scrump.’ originated in wichita, ks from colton falconburg.
“dude, todd, cathy’s friend, denise is soooo scrumpy!”
“denise! you’re lookin’ soo d-mn scrumpy, babe!”
“cathy is a scrump. denise is scrumpy.”
“todd!”
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