scrumstach


basically like a mustach…but nasty.
and sc-mmy.
why not sc-mstach?
doesnt sound as cool whe you say it out loud.
“hey bill did you see that frankfort tried to grow a mustach?”
“yeahman, more like a scrumstach.”
“nice dude.”

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