Scruncher
a person who wilfully destroys items in grocery stores or markets, by squeezing or crushing things. done for pure entertainment purposes.
adam is a scruncher, he loves to scrunch loaves of bread when he goes shopping.
someone who scrunches (crumples up) their toilet paper to wipe their -ss instead of folding it like a civilized person.
person a: do you crumple/scrunch your toilet paper or fold it?
person b: i crumple/scrunch it up then wipe.
person a: scruncher! 😮
a scruncher, aka scrunchr is a perv with a crush fetish.
specifically, an adult who lives in his mom’s bas-m-nt, and watches videos of gals in high-heel leather boots crushing insects, while licking their lips and tossing their big hair.
moe: curly is such a scruncher !
larry: yeah yeah he stayed up all night watching blondie gurl in blu-ray.
moe: dang, i got to get me a blu-ray player so i can borrow it from him. i love scrunchr vids.
it is someone who stands at the back of a group of people and trys to fit in.
“dude that guy behind us is such a scruncher he has no friends at all,why is he even here lets drink more p-ss and smash the f-k out of him”.
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