scrunchie store
you know, the place where you buy scrunchies.
guy1: i went to the scrunchie store the other day to buy a couple scrunchies.
guy2: why? you have short hair.
guy1: you never know when you will need one
guy2: need a scrunchie…for what?
guy1: you might need to pull a girl’s hair back and put it in a pony tail while she is busy giving you a bl-wj-bby
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