Scrundage


scrundage
– verb
1. to scrub one’s under-carriage (as in the shower)
2. will-knot removal
3. skid mark prevention
4. hemmeroid cleansing
5. de-browning
guys preparing for a date will:
“sh-t, shower and shave” better described as “sh-t, scrundage and shave”

in a sentence:
“after that big plate of hot-wings i’ll be needing a good scrundage later on.”

“oh man, i sharted… better scrundage.”

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