scuba dick


when a girl is about to suck your d-ck, you punch her in the throat and while she’s gasping for air, you put your c-ck in her mouth so she has no other choice but to use your d-ck as a snorkel to try and get some air.
1.) c-ssidy came over my house the other day and i heard she was a freak, so i used the old scuba d-ck trick. works like a charm every time.

2.) c-ssidy had a great time at my house, she said she wants to come over tomorrow and go scuba d-cking again!!

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