scud deflectors
n. those giant, relatively ugly sungl-sses that most college-aged, sometimes sk-nky girls wear around incessantly in an attempt to make themselves look hotter by blocking out half their face. thank paris hilton for this look.
charles: hey man, you see that hot girl over there?
pablo: she’s probably not hot, it’s just a trick of the scud deflectors. an illusion, if you will.
(charles walks over and talks to her, during which time she takes off her deflectors to clean them.)
(charles face melts as if he just opened the arc of the covenant.)
pablo: toldja so.
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