scumbag factor

one who adheres to the following characteristics:
1. gauges/hoop earrings on men
2. dresses like complete sh-t

ie. tight pants hanging well bellow b-ttocks and baggy t-shirts often displaying drug, beer, skate, or s-xual references
3. smokes lots and lots of cigs or illegal substances (also pr-ne to packing large dippers, usually while taking a dumpset)
4. treats gf/women poorly but yet still found extremely attractive by opposite gender
5. has s-xual intercourse with many girls regardless of appearance or relationship status.
6. will often be seen skateboarding or riding a bike rather than driving in a car.
7. often will appear at parties with no trace of an invitation and will bring as many sc-mbag counterparts along.
8. wears “ski hats” or “beanies” regardless of outside temperature.

9. often seen listening to ipod with only one headphone in ear.
10. as a dog p-sses on an area to declare it’s territory, sc-mbags will often p-ss anywhere besides a toilet including on, around the toilet, and on the walls.

–if you have one or more of these qualities, congratulations, you have partial sc-mbag factor
the normalcy to sc-mbag factor ratio is 2:1 in the east coast