Scumjew
a dubious, money-hungry, n-gg-rdly, sycophantic jew. most commonly found carrying coach bags in 99 cent stores. also can be seen hogging public services and being all-around rude.
guy 1: “i totally got cut off by a honda civic with doctor license plates.”
guy 2: “what a sc-mjew.”
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