scummy bear
a person who was so drunk off their -ss the night before, that their face resembles a wild bear.
see sc-mmy
the morning after getting drunk with his friends, jimmy fled to the woods to start his new life as a sc-mmy bear.
a variation of the popular ‘gummy bear’ sweets.
sc-mmy bears are usually covered in fluff/dust/dirt after having been dropped on the floor or left in a pocket for a few weeks/months etc
a gummy bear sweet that is found by surprise down the side of the sofa/under the bed etc generally inedible except to those strange few who claim the mould adds to the flavour…
boy: would you like a gummy bear?
girl: yeah, thanks… hey! this is a sc-mmy bear! it’s covered in fluff and missing an ear!!
boy: …i found it on the floor
tv advertis-m-nt: ‘sc-mmy bears! now with 25% more fluff!’
Read Also:
- popcorn pussy
p-ssy that tastes and smells so rank it reminds you of those burning diarrhea farts you have after 8 pints of guinness. if you go down on a girl with popcorn p-ssy, you will gag and might puke. girls that have popcorn p-ssy are girls that think about s-x all day and get wet all […]
- popeish
to be like, or similar to, the pope what a nice chap, he’s somewhat popeish to be like, or similar to, the pope. my companion gave 5p to a tramp. i remarked “my, wasn’t that popeish”
- Popolopas
b-tch -ss p-ssy. term originated in puerto penasco, mexico in the spring of 2008. masculine: popolopos feminine: popolopas that atv is stuffed with sk-nky popolopas.
- poppin bakes
a dance move where you pop your booty. man, look at those clowns poppin bakes! krumpers are way more buck.
- Scurvyness
being scurvy; act of being nasty or dirty. your scurvyness is sickening me.