Scummy Mission
your only having s-x with this girl because ur drunk, a girl who is only an average looking girl who you wouldnt do while sober but when drunk you would bang her.
man 1 “man someone said jennifer was hot”
man 2 “naw man she a sc-mmy mission though”
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