Scummy Mummy

a dirty b-tch who has kids for one reason only; to collect welfare money.

often, they will start early; 15-16 seems to be the norm, however some start much earlier than this. the offspring of such a mother can often be identified by their charming names. examples of such names include: denay, jayden, chapelle, mercedes, etc.
fwark me… she’s such a sc-mmy mummy she must be rakin’ in the welfare.

five year old girl: when i grow up (translation: when i’m 14), i wanna be a sc-mmy mummy so i can leave school, get welfare, and sit on my -ss doing nothing.

bogan male: f-ck those sc-mmy mummies… without them i couldn’t get a root, but f-cken they take all my dole.
a sk-nky greasy mother who neglects her children by not making them proper meals and does the least possible so she doesnt get shut down by the nspcc.
jessica: what has your mum got you for lunch today nyah?
nyah: left over kfc popcorn chicken from last night after my mum had been out on the lash! she’s such a sc-mmy mummy!
a dirty b-tch who has kids for one reason only; to collect welfare money.

often, they will start early; 15-16 seems to be the norm, however some start much earlier than this. the offspring of such a mother can often be identified by their charming names. examples of such names include: denay, jayden, chapelle, mercedes, etc.
fwark me… she’s such a sc-mmy mummy she must be rakin’ in the welfare.

five year old girl: when i grow up (translation: when i’m 14), i wanna be a sc-mmy mummy so i can leave school, get welfare, and sit on my -ss doing nothing.

bogan male: f-ck those sc-mmy mummies… without them i couldn’t get a root, but f-cken they take all my dole.
derivative of yummy mummy. a hot-looking mother who dresses overly s-xy or downright trashy.
joe: ooh, check out that sk-nk! must be coming back from her nightjob at the bl-wj-b bar.

bill: nah man, that sc-mmy mummy is picking up her kids at the preschool. guess she’s p-ssing on the trashon sense.