scump

dirty, stinky, foul ejaculatory fluid. akin to a regional dialect perhaps, in an environment that is humid, hot, and sticky.
leon blasted his filthy sc-mp all over chantal’s lucious booty, left the apartment, and then went to go get wasted on bourbon street.
v. to excesivly hump
corey always sc-mps c-ssie, what a dog.
noun- sc-mp in noun form is the name given to the infamous character of an urban dvd which orientated in the northern country of ireland. ‘ raw- a wickerfest tale’ began cirulation in may 2005. sc-mp often appreciated as ‘sc-mp!’ played a small but significant role in the feature which celebrated the ‘randomess of youth’. now that the young gentiles who created the dvd have long p-ssed onto to other things – sc-mp himself remains, celebrant, and reformated for the world wide web.
whilst sc-mp! is indeed practiced as a noun it can often be referenced to a situation of unfortunete luck combined with an att-tude of disgust.

eg.’ack b-lls, i think just sc-mped myself’
to “sc-mp” is to stand with your arms crossed, eye’s diverted away from any person, and humping. this act must be all business- no pleasure allowed.

a very serious pelvic thrust to an individual whilst ignoring that same person.
person 1: hey man why’s that guy moving all funny around that girl?

person 2: don’t worry man… he’s just sc-mping!
a person who sniffs bicycle seats
“after riding my bike, i had to shoo away the sc-mp.”
a word that describes something with a cuteness rating of unbelievable magnitude. it can be used to describe a dog or another domestic animal of that sort.

rosie
sunny
mia

“she is a little sc-mp, right?”
“look at that sc-mp run like a sc-mp!”
1. (verb) the act of stumbling over an invisible b-mp in the floor.

2. (noun) the sound one makes when sk-mping. usually sounds like a simian grunt.

3. (proper verb) a highly exaggerated form of stumbling performed by a scape (or skape). -perform- is the operative word here. an ordinary sc-mp is more than a regular trip or b-mp anyway. when done by a scape, sc-mping (note the capitalization) involves wild gestures, blood-curdling shrieks of terror and pain. it is always followed by imaginary injuries and paranoid accusations.

while a normal sc-mp could be the result of tripping over a previously-unseen b-mp, a sc-mp is always done for attention and never involves any physical contact, except whatever the scape ends up falling into (a barrel, a shelf, a table, etc). a sc-mp has no discernible cause, though the scape usually tries to blame them on a roadblock of some sort which was purposely left in its way. if ignored, a sc-mp will be forgotten, though it might resurface in future tales.

usual suspect causes of a sc-mp include tables, barrels on the other side of the room, cracks in the floor, and errant dust particles.
1. “hey, zeke, what happened?”

“i was headed to the conference room, and suddenly i tripped on a sc-mp.”

2. (walking across the hall)

“hey, clem! how’re you – ooffff! sc-mp!”

3. “someone must have put that table in my way on purpose, because i never saw it before and i fell and…”

“oh, great. the scape just sc-mped again.”

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