scunch


to plug your p–per in any way possible when a toilet is nowhere to be found, or in order to keep from sh-tting your pants in public. mostly done by clenching with the b-ttocks and, in the event of a prairie dog, sitting on the heel of your foot in an attempt to shove it back up your b-m.
albert: “man i really gotta poo.”
mick: “scunch it, man. scunch it like you mean it.”
albert:”i don’t know if i can scunch it until we find a rest stop.”
mick: “then sit on your heel.”
albert: “thanks bro.”
the dirtiest p-ssy you could ever find.
john: “yo that girl is a scunch, don’t do it!”
kyle: “you’re right bro.”
-ss f-cking lesbians.
i saw some scunch.

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