Scurfball
a scurfball is defined as a person who hasn’t washed their hair in weeks, smokes 2 packs of cigarettes daily, has missing teeth and drinks two 12 packs of beer a day. every other word is “f-ck this” and “f-ck that” and their breath smells like the inside of an -sshole. a scurfball consumes large quant-ties of mcdonalds food and does not brush their teeth ever. they have large beer guts and are most likely hardcore nascar fans.
“bertha, when are them-there f-cking cheese fries gonna be f-cking done?! i’ve been waiting for those motha f-ckers for an hour, b-tch! my beers running out, my cigs are runnin’ low and i can’t be waitin’ around any f-ckin’ longer. i’ve got some nascar to be watchin!”…..”harry, you and your f-cking nascar! why don’t you go take a shower and wash that dirty f-cking hair, you dumb f-cking scurfball!
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