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• Shamshi

  sushi containing primarily imitation crab meat. most sushi from safeway. california rolls are a common form, containing imitation crab meat, avocados, rice, vegetables and sea weed. “don’t buy that shamshi from safeway. that sushi is made with imitation crab meat.”

• Shan-tan

  invented by rh from hartlepool. when you get a suntan or are sunburnt whilst wearing an unsuitable piece of clothing, or sitting with part of your body in the shade. leaving you with visible white bits. this has no relation to the taxi driver tan. look at her shan-tan, she looks like she’s got ‘best […]

• Shiteagles

  a word used to describe large flocks of irritating seagulls me: do you want to have a piece of pie? (seagull attacks) me: p-ss off you sh-teagles.

• Shitinist

  one who defecates in abundance. …dis mark da fif time i try ta use da d-mn cr-ppa, never d-mn time i go in there, jamal be sittin’ on the sh-tter. he da sh-tinist ma f-cker i ever seen.

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