Scuz Waffle


this term usually refers to the kid that no one in school wants to talk to because he hasn’t bathed in three weeks. you can usually spot this person without having to get too close to smell them by noting their old heavy metal t-shirts and stupid -ss look on their face. they pride themselves on underachievement and playing air guitar in cl-ss instead of trying to better themselves. they serve no real purpose in life except to keep people in need of good organs on the waiting list longer than they should. someone should really p-ss a law that says we can harvest them.
“you know, looking back on all the -ssholes from high school, i think it’s safe to say that tim and george were real scuz waffles.”

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