sea lices


little jelly fishes that sting holly when she is wearing a wet suit
she had 17 sea lices on the one side of her ankle.
extremely tiny, baby crabs usually lain offsh-r- but washed in by storms, etc. they attach themselves via their tiny claws to the bodies of unsuspecting swimmers. painful and annoying, especially when there are thousands of them. even worse once they get into ones swimsuit and entangled in pubic/b-tt hair.
swimmer: mr. lifeguard, something in the water is biting my t-st-cl-s
lifeguard: sounds like sea lice
swimmer: huh?

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