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  when a person has stopped using adverbs to describe people, such as white guy, latino guy, black guy, etc. but refers to all people as i met this person. not i met this black guy, girl, person. in an effort to contribute to equality for all i have adopted a metroracial philosophy.

• lucky headshot

  when you are sniping in a game, then an enemy comes from behind you and attempts to kill you. you fire your sniper and the bullet luckily hits the enemy’s head, killing him instantly. i thought for sure i was going to die, but then i got a lucky headshot and survived.

• new york city man hole cover

  when you sh-t then force the sh-t into a girls -sshole pleasurably “how’s amy.” “not good i gave her a new york city man hole cover last night, she’s not walking right “

• manopathy

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• under the oath face

  faking facial expressions, being really good at lying i can never tell when she’s lying, she has such an under the oath face

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