Seagulled
past tense for a victim of seagulling wherin the person has had c-m thrown at them by a random person or stranger for a laugh.
this person may have had their experience filmed to make the situation more degrading/hilarious depending on perspective
jack: do much last night?
dave: well, when walking through the park i got seagulled by some random people…
jack consoles dave by giving him a loving kiss
the act of surrounding a car, where two or more persons are having s-x in, and masturbating onto the car windows, thus giving the effect of bird poo on the windows
i had a great night d-gg-ng the other night, me and the boys really seagulled a focus, whilst watching some nasty bird f-ck her boss on the back seat
past tense verb. a seagulling, or being seagulled occurs when the -j-c-l-t- from a male falls out of the male’s partner and onto the male when the partner removes themself from atop the male after s-x.
“my wife rode me this morning, but when she got up i got seagulled.”
when people hide in the closet while others have s-x, they begin to m-st-rb-t- and when they are about to j-zz they all break out and c-m on those having intercourse, those who were in the closet then proceed to flap their arms, run in a circle and make seagull noises.
i had the worst s-x last night, my brother and his friends were hiding in my room and seagulled me
when a person or animal throws seagulls at you
ohhmayygaodd seeyygulllzzzesss areeeee eattinngggsss myyy milkssess
(this dumb sh-t told mt write seagulled..so, seagulled?)
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