seaman bat
a seaman bat is when a guy is beating his meat and starts to shout extremely loud and then -j-c-l-t-s forcing the seaman out of his j-pseye and then catching it in his mouth then a seaman bat is born
last night i did some crazy sh-t
like what?
i gave birth to a seaman bat
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