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  putting seasoning (i.e. parsley, thyme, etc.) on your junk before a bl-w j-b so it tastes better for the other party seasoning your meat: hey man i seasoned my meat for jill last night like a steak? yeah, but not that kind i bet she loved it you kidding? she asked for seconds!

• MugTed

  prefix of the word mug. as in ” thats colder than a mug” , bieng cool bieng hip bieng mad-n-gg-rish as in, ayy n-gg- that’s tighta den a mugted..

• mulching

  a s-xual act between two lesbians. one lesbian, typically the dominant one in the relationship, proceeds to defecate on the v-g-n- of the other lesbian. the two then proceed to scissor, smearing the fecal matter over both of their v-g-n-s. oftentimes the two lesbians will not shave their pubic hair for a few weeks prior, […]

• mumory

  a memory of your mother i have a mumory of baking cakes

• Seltzer Enema

  an enema using a bottle of seltzer which is shook up and quickly inserted into the partners r-ct-m when the cap is removed. andy and tom wanted to do -n-l, but where mutually afraid of dirty p–p shoot syndrome. they quicly retreived a bottle of seltzer and used it as an enema. thus the seltzer […]

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