Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie
the rare /phenomenon in which each man in a room is caught in a snafu of being in the middle of a sticky situation. this causes compulsive lying where each guy builds off the other man’s lie. it is the most flawless of plans because women tend to lose interest in anything men say fairly quickly. first popularized by scrubs when carla walked in on all the male staff watching carla and turk’s nanny for izzy on the television. carla walks in, and all the men enter the seamless collaborative guy lie zone.
“and then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon – the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— j.d.’s narration
“hey baby, what are you guys watching?”— carla
“football.”— turk
(everyone agrees)
“football? isn’t the season over?” -carla
“and then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon – the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— j.d.’s narration
“the american season is over, we were watching mexican football.”— keith
“they started late this year.”— doug
“because of the churro vendors.”— todd
“they went on strike and the players wouldn’t cross the picket line.”— ted
“when the dispute turned violent, they called in rodrigo vasquez, the owner of the baja panditos to step in.”— j.d.
“thanks to señor vasquez’ experience dealing with the fruit pickers unions, he was able to broker a last minute deal and the season was salvaged.”— dr. kelso
“and that’s why we’re watching football in the spring.”— turk
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