seamsturbate
verb
to provide s-xual pleasure by tugging on the crotch seam/zipper of one’s or another’s pants (especially jeans), resulting in friction against one’s or another’s “part”
i saw your ex-girlfriend seamsturbate in english cl-ss today.
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