sean connery
the one who was with your mother last night, trebek!
1). the original actor for james bond
2). responsible for saying “you’re the man now dog!” and the basis for joke websites called ytmnds.
3). is obssesed with -n-l b-m cover, wh-r- seamen, and the rapists. loves alex trebek’s mom.
mr. sean connery will you please shut up and get on with the game.
once an ordinary man, sean connery has attained god-like power from his facial hair. he also makes great action movies.
oh my god! it’s sean connery! -worships-
1. cool
2. cool
3. s-xy
4. cool
5. james bond
6. fill in blank
“your mother’sh a whoore”
possibly the s-xiest man over the age of 55.
sean connery was soo s-xy in entrapment.
sean connery is a knight of scotland and an accomplished actor. the following are facts about connery:
at age 14 sean connery became the first freshman ever to be elected prime minister of the entire student body at his high school.
recent dna testing show possibilities that sean connery is a descendant of william wallace, napoleon, joan of ark, and arguably king tut. it is likely that he also is related to john lennon and recently deceased nfl star safety sean taylor.
sean connery is said to have accepted the role of james bond because the character of bond is so closely related to sean himself. (although he denies it, many say he was highly involved in mi6 in his earlier years.)
one of the most prevalent rumors involving sir connery’s knighthood is that the queen knighted him largely due to his stunning linguistic and negotiation skills during the cuban missile crisis. as an experienced mi6 operative at that time, he persuaded the soviet union and the united states to ease off on the ongoing hostilities, preventing a possible third world war. after this accomplishment he decided to end is mi6 career and go full-fledged into the film industry.
on a lighter note, sean connery never has pizza delivered to him. he just eats digiorno. its not delivery, its digiorno.
paul: jfk certainly held his ground against the soviets.
john: no he didn’t, that was sean connery you fool!
1). the only man in the world who can play and speak mexican, russian, lithuanian, swedish, italian, african, french canadian, indian, or irish person and still maintain a scottish accent.
2). man who pr-nounces s’s with an sh
1). go watch the hunt for red october. it has sean connery in it
2). “give me that shpoon there son. sean connery needs it for shoup
←
Read Also:
- yarr!
a word often used by pirates whenever they have experienced a loss or pain yarr! my pirate’s booty has been stolen. a pirate saying used in ancient times that could interpret to almost anything today. i’m going to kill you and rape your wenches. this is some good grog. my parrot just died. the last […]
- enigma
a mysterious or puzzling person or object if u see a shadow running around a dark alleyway thatz a kinda enigma 1.someone perplexing or puzzling. 2. a word people usually use incorrectly. 3. flipping out and throwing a shoe across the hall at someone’s head, hitting them between the eyes. 1. “had an enigma, ended […]
- potato neckless
like a pearl neckless but with sh-t. did you see that gabblejacker? i loaded her coal hole then finished her with a steaming,cornfilled potato neckless!
- gwop
a slang term for currency that exists among street level hoods. generally. many small bills folded together to give the appearance of a larger amount of money than it usually is.scrilla son, what you know about this? i got the gwop. holla atcha boy. money, or something of monetary value yo im bout to battle […]
- engagement
n. the state of being partway between single and married; an indefinite period of time where you plan and put off the seemingly inevitable. for a female partner, this period of time is filled with moodiness, piles of bridal magazines, and excessive showing off to her friends and family. she alternates between showering you with […]