seansexual
an ocean marsupial merpug that carries beer bottles in its pouch that it uses to m-st-rb-t- with. not to be mistaken with mermaids, a seans-xual tempts seamen into the water using its sarcasm and charm.
legend has it that a seans-xual takes the form of a half-pug, half-fish, and haunts those at sea with the sounds of its cry-like moans.
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