Seashoriface
1. the act of walking alone down a deserted coastline with the intentions of finding a sea creature washed ash-r-, locating the first oriface you can find on that creature and then f-cking said oriface. this is often times a result of being shipwrecked or stranded and constantly seeking out new methods of masturbation.
2. when a womans oriface has the distinct smell of the seash-r-.
3. a portmanteau of the words “seash-r-” + “oriface”
“whales are too big, starfish are too small, but the blowhole on a dolphin is the perfect size if you’re out for a seashoriface.”
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