Seasonal Chubster
a seasonal chubster is someone who is usually fat, chubby, or has ecxess fat in a particular season, most likeley the winter. in the summer they remian fit and healthy with excersize, playing stickball/baseball, etc. in the winter they are accompanied by large doses of b-tter, irregular amounts of visits to the local pizza parlor, and daily walks to near by fast food restaurants such as wendys, mcdonalds, or burger king. the eating usually occurs naturally when the body senses cold weather. the body relizes it needs to fatten up to retain heat, and sleep ridiculous amounts, somewhat like hibernating for humans. it releases hormones that make the seasonal chubster want to eat more, and stay awake less.
substances and items such as marijuana and call of duty only add to the effects of the seasonal chubster.
person 1: dude, alex is coming!
person 2: lock the door!
person 1: f-ck man, we can’t… he’s a seasonal chubster.
person 2: what does that mean?
person 1: he can eat threw the door…
a seasonal chubster is someone who is usually fat, chubby, or has ecxess fat in a particular season, most likeley the winter. in the summer they remian fit and healthy with excersize, playing stickball/baseball, etc. in the winter they are accompanied by large doses of b-tter, irregular amounts of visits to the local pizza parlor, and daily walks to near by fast food restaurants such as wendys, mcdonalds, or burger king. the eating usually occurs naturally when the body senses cold weather. the body relizes it needs to fatten up to retain heat, and sleep ridiculous amounts, somewhat like hibernating for humans. it releases hormones that make the seasonal chubster want to eat more, and stay awake less.
substances and items such as marijuana and call of duty only add to the effects of the seasonal chubster.
person 1: dude, alex is coming!
person 2: lock the door!
person 1: f-ck man, we can’t… he’s a seasonal chubster.
person 2: what does that mean?
person 1: he can eat threw the door…
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