Seat Baby
the fruit of a healthy natural relationship between a lady of child bearing age and a toilet seat adorned with random male jelly jewelry.
“no i don’t know my dad, i’m a f-cking seat baby”
“you can’t microwave a kettle you f-cking seat baby”
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