seat belt safty
when you have s-x while the guy is driving and in a seatbelt and the girl is doing all the work!
driver: want have s-x on i-95
girl: what if we crash
driver: dont worry bout it ill buckel up
girl: what bout me
driver: dont worry im a great driver
girl:ok we will call it seat belt safty
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