Seat Grabber
when one takes a sh-t which puts you through so much pain that you take hold of the sides of the toilet seat, and raise yourself up about 1/2 inch and squeeze plastic and porcelain to try and take your attention away from the pain you are being dealt by the wide load leaving your body.
person 1: that sh-t was huge!
person 2: seat grabber?
person 1: yeah!
person 2: d-mn! you want the ice out of my c-ke?
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