Seat Raped
the act of leaving your chair for a second, perhaps to use the bathroom/get a drink, only to have said chair occupied by a seat hunter. usually on field trips, or at parties.
rapee: i have to get a drink (stand up and leave) . (return) what the f-ck, you just seat raped me.
raper: move your feet lose your seat!
rapee: f-ck you!
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