Seat Surfing


seat surfing is the act of hopping from seat to seat to get to a desired area in a stadium or arena. this is an alternative to sliding your way to an isle walking down to the row and sliding your way back in.
mike: woah! where did you come from alex? i called you like 30 seconds ago.

alex: i was all the way up in row 23 when you called me. i knew it would take forever if i took the isle, so i saved time by seat surfing my way down here.

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