Seattle Basic Bitch
a seattle basic b-tch is not to different than a regular basic b-tch. this basic b-tch originated from seattle or surrounding areas. as a basic b-tch is generally a female, there are some males who have caught the basic b-tch syndrome. she/he takes pictures of everything and posts them on a variety of social media sites; facebook, instagram, snapchat. they often take adventures to magical places like a seahawks game, starbucks, chipotle or some other type of ‘basic hippie’ location. she/he doc-ments the outing with a selfie to make sure the world knows. selfies include; pictures in their seahawks swag, pictures with their starbucks drink, pictures at a festival or rave, or a combination of the sort of ‘basic’ activities one might do in seattle.
did you see sara’s instagram? she posted another selfie in her seahawks gear with another white chocolate mocha from starbucks with the hashtag #f-ckthe49ers. what a seattle basic b-tch.
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