Seattle Salsbury Trenchcoat
when a man is about to finish making love to a womans ear, and realizes that he may have earwax on the edge of his p-n-s. this thought causes him to pull out impulsively and unload man juice all over his girlfriend’s face. naturally still disgusted by the earwax left on his p-n-s, he then proceeds to wipe the brown sticky material above the load he just blew, creating what appears similar to a black man wearing a white trench coat.
ford: i totally freaked out when i saw the earwax on my d-ck man.
sam: what did you do?
ford: i had to give him a seattle salsbury trenchcoat dude.
sam: him?
ford:…
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