Seattle Showdown
a variation of the seattle slapjack. two m-st-rb-t- facing each other. upon -j-c-l-t–n rub the s-m-n into your palm and slap the other person across the face. the first person to slap the other wins.
guy 1: hey you trying to get in a seattle showdown?
guy 2: not right now my girlfriend is coming over.
guy 1: dude you’re not doing anything else.
guy 2: f-ck it. your place or mine.
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