Seattle Sidewinder


first pour hot starbucks coffee into a womens v-g-n- then add your favorite brand of sugar. you then precede to f-ck her until you both add your own special cremes. s-m-n v-g-n-l secretions. pour into a mug and enjoy!
its so cold out, i wish we could make some seattle sidewinders to keep us warm.

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