Seattle Slapjack


when the p-n-s is removed from the oral cavity during f-ll-t– and the recipient graciously -j-c-l-t-s into one’s own palm. the person providing f-ll-t– is then slapped with the s-m-n ladened palm, spreading the viscous emissions across the face. generally considered a demeaning act.
he was delighted that his partner pulled out of his mouth prior to -j-c-l-t-ng until suddenly he found himself the recipient of a seattle slapjack.

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