Seattle Surprise
u use your boxers as a blindfold and put them over her eyes, then, you shove ur middle finger up her p–per and wipe the contents of ur finger in between her eyebrows to give her a unibrow, then u take out a jar of peanut b-tter and rub in on ur c-ck, then make the doggy lick it off, then u c-m in a straight line on a plate and she snorts it like nose candy, then u slap her, put ur boxers back on and leave her. the end. (for best results,perform when baked/hammered)
dylan: last night was so crazy. i went back to her house,
zach: yea, did she have all the supplies for the famous seattle surprise?
dylan: yea, even the dog. i smacked her so hard, shes gonna have that handprint on her face for days!
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