Seattle touchee
a given individual sh-ts in a condom and then places it in the freezer, thus forming a d-ld–like object. the former mentioned uses the object to pleasure the partner. due to v-g-n-l (or -n-l) friction, the d-ld- becomes a sh-t-balloon, which is slapped on the head at the point of -rg-sm.
oh, dog, i gave your mom a seattle touchee last night, she loved it!
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